This story I’m sure most people can relate to. You know those moments that you just know something is about to happen, and you are unsure what the outcome may be. Even worse when it is dealing with bodily functions that can be embarrassing or horrible, at that. StoryBlend user Carissa, shared her story with us and we laughed so hard we had to share with the rest of you!
“So, my husband Max loves Jumanji, and has always been a HUGE fan of Dwayne The Rock Johnson. So of course when the movies came out he wanted to go see it in theaters. I can not begin to explain how excited he was for this movie. Imagine your child at Christmas getting a puppy, a brand new Bike, and what ever game they desire. That is the level of excitement he had for this movie.
We also prefer the Drive In Theater. There is one about an hour away. (And yes I would rather drive an hour into the boonies for the drive-in over the crowded frozen theaters in the city where every Tom, Dick, and Harry likes to speak their mind DURING the movie. But I digress…)
If you have ever been to the drive in, they do ‘double features’ – 2 movies with an intermission. Jumanji was the second movie.
So the super excited Max and myself are chillin’ in the back of our little Hatch-Back, with tons of pillows, blankets, and junk food from the stands. Watching it all for the first time on the big screen. A beautiful clear summer night, about 85 degrees, low humidity, AKA; the perfect drive in movie night. We are watching this epic movie, on the perfect night. We get toward the climax of the movie, where The Rock is about to take the gem to the Jaguar.
Now, I don’t know if it was the junk food or what, but I let a ‘silent’ toot out. At first it was all good and then I started smelling it. He hadn’t caught on yet, but I noticed. It was bad, like past rotten eggs bad… And so I started to try to ‘sneak’ my way to roll down the front door windows. As I was scooting my way, another lil toot slipped out, just as bad…
Of course I cant help but start to laugh. Its at this point, Max starts to notice the smell…
“Oh God… Oh God!!!”
We then proceed to roll down all of the windows, and blasting the AC in the Car. During which, another one slips out, just as bad as the previous 2.
“Holy crap what is wrong with you?!”
He then proceeds to open up all the car doors. Reminder this is the climax of the movie, and we are full on junk food. He opens up the back door by his head and leans out. I’m laughing, I can’t stop. Also because I’m laughing, I cant stop farting. All silent, all very deadly, coming out every 2-3 minutes.
So with the smell accumulating, the Jumanji drums beating, the poor man ‘loses his lunch’ outside the car while leaning over. I must be evil because despite this, I’m still laughing. This all took so long, poor thing missed almost the entire ending scene of this movie.
But oh, it’s not over for this man. We start to leave and Max ‘sentences’ me to the back of the car while he drives. So I’m laying in the back of the hatch-back, atop pillows and blankets. Still chuckling. Despite still being cautious from the recent events, Max lights a cigarette and we get on the highway.
The toots continue every 5 to 7 minutes for the next 30 minutes of our drive home. All just as deadly. And each time one slips I start laughing again.
What was crazy is that; we had all 4 windows down, driving 75 mph, and Max could STILL smell each ‘slip’ over the wind, and yes, even over the cigarette…
To this day we cannot watch this movie with out this story coming up. And each time I find it just as hilarious.”
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